Saturday, October 11, 2008

Random Bits of This and That

While I'm getting back up to speed with reading and reviewing and blogging, here are some fun tidbits.  They all seem kind of related in a weird sort of way.

First, the Thought for the Day on my iGoogle page:

There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
- Richard Feynman


Next, an email funny:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

And finally, a funny photo entitled Hard Night in the Pumpkin Patch:


5 comments:

  1. What a riot! It feels good to laugh for a change. Thanks for sharing :).

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  2. Susan (Chicken Spaghetti)9:38 AM

    That pic is funny. And the recycling/drinking 401Keg sounds like the perfect way to make money in these times...

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  3. Oh my, this is perfect! Thanks, Mary Lee, for putting this up! I am now even happier that we drink beer!!

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  4. Toooo funny! Love the 401Keg!

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  5. Girl, you keep me laughing all day long! I appreciate your humor today!!

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